Thanks all, and Semper I’ll send you a little something on your special day.. Maggie funny how us girls get that special gift the guys have been wanting…
Hey Lt. you ever hear about the Jarine, the Squid and a Head?
Well: one day in the head, a Jarine and a Squid were taking a piss, the Marine finishes first and heads for the door. The Squid pipes up “Hey Marine in the Navy they teach us to wash or hands after pissing.” The Marine hardly slowed down as he replied “Yeah well in the Corps they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!”
Robertlyn it’s good to see you here. I’ve also enjoyed your articles,and comments. Happy Birthday misslee.. Those men never seem to remember. I always buy my own gift otherwise I end up with something only a guy would use.One year I sent my ex to get a gallon of paint,and he came back with a stereo that he said was for my birthday. Of course it was for him.Another year he came in with a guys windbreaker.
Use emoticons when you’re messaging with friends to show them how you really feel. Emoticons are emotional graphics–visual ways to express the way you feel when words alone just aren’t enough. Try out all of the Messenger emoticons: To send this: Type this:
Smile or Open-mouthed or :d
Surprised :-O or Tongue out or :p
Wink or Sad or
Confused :-S or :s Disappointed or
Crying :’( Embarrassed :-$ or :$
Hot (H) or (h) Angry :-@ or :@
Angel (A) or (a) Devil (6)
Don’t tell anyone :-# Baring teeth 8o|
Nerd 8-| Sarcastic ^o)
Secret telling :-* Sick +o(
I don’t know :^) Thinking *-)
Party < :o) Eye-rolling
Sleepy |-) Coffee cup (C) or (c)
Thumbs up (Y) or (y) Thumbs down (N) or (n)
Beer mug (B) or (b) Martini glass (D) or (d)
Girl (X) or (x) Boy (Z) or (z)
Left hug ({) Right hug (})
Vampire bat :-[ or :[ Birthday cake (^)
Red heart (L) or (l) Broken heart (U) or (u)
Red lips (K) or (k) Gift with a bow (G) or (g)
Red rose (F) or (f) Wilted rose (W) or (w)
Camera (P) or (p) Filmstrip (~)
Cat face (@) Dog face (&)
Telephone receiver (T) or (t) Light bulb (I) or (i)
Note (8) Sleeping half-moon (S)
Star (*) E-mail (E) or (e)
Clock (O) or (o) MSN Messenger icon (M) or (m)
Snail (sn) Black Sheep (bah)
Plate (pl) Bowl (||)
Pizza (pi) Soccer ball (so)
Auto (au) Airplane (ap)
Umbrella (um) Island with a palm tree (ip)
Computer (co) Mobile Phone (mp)
Stormy cloud (st) Lightning (li)
Money (mo)
LOLOL—THATS right —MARINES are THE MENS DEPARTMENT of the Navy!!
AND someone said I think it was Tyler jr.—Hang out in the mens room—ROFLMAO—Only someone who hangs out there would know!!! Gotta be someone from the Army—Must be wondering how he got all those warts on his palms!!!LOLOL
AND YES FRIENDS I turned on the EMOTION THINGS—PO —OOPS Sadie found out!!! SEE post 67!!
Let me to it to you thisa way Bozo The Clown Jarhead whose lid ain’t on too damned tight. We, Army guys, had to pee somewhere besides in a Marine’s pocket.
Thank you Semper and FP. Yes I am a Taurus,and my stubbornness gets me into trouble sometimes. I like trouble every once in a while though….batting eye lashes
Way off subject here, but today is my B-day. I live in a house with 3 guys my husband and two of my grandsons, and they all FORGOT my b-day!! So I’m feeling blue today, and all this rain is not helping. First time in 25 years my husband has forgotten to tell me happy birthday when waking me up with a kiss…He better be planing something fantastic for later on today or my gift to me will be quite expensive insuring he will not forget again..giggle,giggle.
Something I realized the other day when we were talking on the phone Semper Fi. My son and you share the same birthday. I knew there had to be some reason I like ya ) Was the one comment the MENS DEPARTMENT or the MENS ROOM? I noticed during several joint assignments over the years that the Jarheads seem to lurk in the men’s room. Wassup with that?
I was just telling the Lt.(JSC)that I am getting tired of the vine, and am glad that this site is here. I usually can get along with most folks and overall the Newsvine “experience” has been beneficial for me personally, but that inequality of treatment (both good and bad) to select groups of individuals has soured things.
I was a pretty vocal before the election, speaking from a Libertarian view point, and was involved with “META” issues (even joined the CoH Militia group)but that was not a good time (almost left Newsvine at the time). So I have just stayed away from the political stuff (unless in was about guns, veterans, or something like that)and write about me, though I did a couple of META pieces and just put up a political type article. But that was more of a consolation piece to my disappointed Liberal and Conservative friends there with a song dedication included, quite good if I do say so myself.
RE#57 Party I wish I had known that before the vinecast, or on it. That is pretty damning, I know it was quite awhile before I could post photos.
RE#62 AWww, that hurt a little Lt., You would have been a great Army Trooper. X^)
As far as your “mole/rat” problem, and your two named suspects,had I can only show you some comments made on my threads with Bill Scoggins:
Bill Scoggin
I will attempt to reinforce my words with solid proof of who I am and what I’m about
You’re kidding me right? Does this mean that in order to validate your ideas you need to publicize awards and personal accomplishments? Which are only good for job resumes, or otherwise just worthless pieces of paper.
I have an “I love me wall”. You know where it is? In the freaking garage hanging on the wall covered in dust and cobwebs and obscured from view by tools and other useless crap the wife clings to like prized possessions. Her bargains are more valuable than my silly I love me wall.
I’m sorry, I just think this is pathetic.
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I appreciate your comment and if you read the statement following the list this was in response to a thread I stuck my nose into and I was called a racist propagandist. I could give a rats ass as to your opinion about my motives in posting very personal information about my character, I will defend my honor with proof in this digital world and I really need not you permission or approval.
I would answer a charge of racism or any other attacks on my honor with swift mindless violence in the “meat” world so it is good that I am expanding my very constricted life in this manner. Please feel free to read and comment on anything I write, my promise to all who stop by is I will answer all questions posed with honesty and civility, Good day.
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#1.6 – Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:08 AM PDT
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I then called him out in one of my Meta articles (Skating the edge of the CoH):
Now that that’s out of my system, I have a few bones to pick with some viners, this next part is not directed at my friends but you may know these two fuck-heads. You know who you are out there, if you don’t like me fine, but man-up and come and take your best shot you puss-nutted slimeballs – especially the two viners who have disrespected me, one on a thread of mine (a certain retired navy LCDR ) your initials say it all B.S., and a man who has accused me of being a racist propagandist and then deleted my response and challenge to that attack , I don’t care what color you are, its the color of your weak willed blood is all I want to see anyway Fuck-nut. Both of you you can take a long walk off of a short pier, because neither of you have the sand to stand toe to toe with this pissed-off warrior, but I will be big enough to offer again to buy you a bus ticket to Santa Ana Ca and you are welcome to come into my yard and discuss things. Failing that – Fuck You!
Tyler I do not believe that I violated the CoH with that last paragraph but if so I will take my lashes like a man. To my friends out there Thanks for everything and for putting up with me.
I hear “STOP, STOP, STOP” in my head-phones. Well I may be thick at times but I knew that to pull back on both laterals would flip us over, so I rode out the run down hill in neutral, with my TC yelling himself horse.
Hell, I would have given you a figgin promotion for this one.
If there is one thing I learned during my 25 years of service, I would take one man with common sense over 99 men without.
Excellent story, and by the way, be proud of that service! I sure am.
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Thanks Bill,
I stand tall and proud of my service and yes some of my youthful indiscretions, to a point. Even the ones that I can not justify pride for, I still own them (as all should).
As for common sense, yeah sometimes it sneaks up on me, usually when it’s needed. Other times I think it takes a vacation from Robbie (probably because it was overworked earlier in the hour, day, week, take your pick). X^)
You are a navy guy right? You may find this interesting, I just put it up a bit ago, and I would like your thoughts on the idea.
So I figure he doesn’t remember me or had not seen the Open Letter, he has never been on my friends list so that is possible. I also started to think Bill was one of those political officers… Y’all know that there are three major types of officers; Warriors, Politicians, and Bureaucrats… political Officers will “game” the system at the expense of those around them, to better their lot in the force structure… why would the
Then he joined the Warriors way… OK fine but he proceeds to attach articles not related to martial matter – even remotely – was he “cumming the water”?? I pulled the non-military articles and messaged him to reinforce the focus of the Warriors Way and the A-political space I was trying to create. Now this… Umm.
Scott Issacs has never commented on anything I have written, but I have run across him on the vine and his views are left leaning, strange to have a Liberal join a Conservative group… I mean I’ve never thought of joining one of the groups that is not focused on something I like or am interested in. I mean I would never join Modern American Communism or any such thing like that.
Well this has gone on long enough I suppose, man I had lots to say.
(breaks into song)
Helloooo, my friends, heeeloooooo, its good…..to…uh forgets words….
As most of you are in my frineds group and shall forever remain…
screw NV. They are out for some borish lippers.
Young bloods is all I can say……
In time, they will see the foolishness of their ways…..
No pity here…even though, they are missing out on the best.
Quite amusing to be sitting here watching what has happened to the newsvine…..withering away……it is pathetic, (and comical) some of the articles that are being posted and the idiotic comments being posted.
If I was granted one wish I would wish that at the tender age of 18 I had had the balls to become a Marine. The Marine recruiter told me “It’s a two year program; one year of training and one year of combat. Half of you will die on the battlefield and the other half will return with some kind of injury.” I walked out the door and never went back.
There is absolutely nothing in this world that will equal my respect for Marines.
“Thanks all, and Semper I’ll send you a little something on your special day.. Maggie”
You’re sending me Maggie for my birthday?
There is a God!!
See! There is JUSTICE in this world, even for Jarheads!
Thanks all, and Semper I’ll send you a little something on your special day.. Maggie funny how us girls get that special gift the guys have been wanting…
I have just one little question Misselee. How do you get that thing wrapped right so the USPS doesn’t damage it?
LMAO
AND Semper FI WE did not forget you!!!
FOR MISSELEE—–In case you didn’t have one!!
Thanks Maggie and Fedup
Happy B-day Misselee,
Hey Lt. you ever hear about the Jarine, the Squid and a Head?
Well: one day in the head, a Jarine and a Squid were taking a piss, the Marine finishes first and heads for the door. The Squid pipes up “Hey Marine in the Navy they teach us to wash or hands after pissing.” The Marine hardly slowed down as he replied “Yeah well in the Corps they teach us NOT to piss on our hands!”
hehehe
ROFLMAY—AND this is for the NAVY—
If ya all want to know how to write the code I’ll have a class later OR maybe I’ll just post a link!!1
Robertlyn here’s something YOU don’t want to do!!!
LOLOL
Ok so some work some don’t—Will work on it!
Robertlyn it’s good to see you here. I’ve also enjoyed your articles,and comments. Happy Birthday misslee.. Those men never seem to remember. I always buy my own gift otherwise I end up with something only a guy would use.One year I sent my ex to get a gallon of paint,and he came back with a stereo that he said was for my birthday. Of course it was for him.Another year he came in with a guys windbreaker.
Use emoticons when you’re messaging with friends to show them how you really feel. Emoticons are emotional graphics–visual ways to express the way you feel when words alone just aren’t enough. Try out all of the Messenger emoticons: To send this: Type this:
or
Open-mouthed
or :d
Tongue out
or :p
or
Sad
or 
or 

Smile
Surprised :-O or
Wink
Confused :-S or :s Disappointed
Crying :’( Embarrassed :-$ or :$
Hot (H) or (h) Angry :-@ or :@
Angel (A) or (a) Devil (6)
Don’t tell anyone :-# Baring teeth 8o|
Nerd 8-| Sarcastic ^o)
Secret telling :-* Sick +o(
I don’t know :^) Thinking *-)
Party < :o) Eye-rolling
Sleepy |-) Coffee cup (C) or (c)
Thumbs up (Y) or (y) Thumbs down (N) or (n)
Beer mug (B) or (b) Martini glass (D) or (d)
Girl (X) or (x) Boy (Z) or (z)
Left hug ({) Right hug (})
Vampire bat :-[ or :[ Birthday cake (^)
Red heart (L) or (l) Broken heart (U) or (u)
Red lips (K) or (k) Gift with a bow (G) or (g)
Red rose (F) or (f) Wilted rose (W) or (w)
Camera (P) or (p) Filmstrip (~)
Cat face (@) Dog face (&)
Telephone receiver (T) or (t) Light bulb (I) or (i)
Note (8) Sleeping half-moon (S)
Star (*) E-mail (E) or (e)
Clock (O) or (o) MSN Messenger icon (M) or (m)
Snail (sn) Black Sheep (bah)
Plate (pl) Bowl (||)
Pizza (pi) Soccer ball (so)
Auto (au) Airplane (ap)
Umbrella (um) Island with a palm tree (ip)
Computer (co) Mobile Phone (mp)
Stormy cloud (st) Lightning (li)
Money (mo)
LOLOL—THATS right —MARINES are THE MENS DEPARTMENT of the Navy!!
AND someone said I think it was Tyler jr.—Hang out in the mens room—ROFLMAO—Only someone who hangs out there would know!!! Gotta be someone from the Army—Must be wondering how he got all those warts on his palms!!!LOLOL
AND YES FRIENDS I turned on the EMOTION THINGS—PO —OOPS Sadie found out!!! SEE post 67!!
Let me to it to you thisa way Bozo The Clown Jarhead whose lid ain’t on too damned tight. We, Army guys, had to pee somewhere besides in a Marine’s pocket.
YOU mean you could find something without a tweezer and Mag glass!!!

In the Army it takes two hands just to lift it. In the Marines, you guys used forceps when you could find it.
Hey Frog—-Here’s a good one –FITS TYLER!!!
Happy Happy Birthday Misselee!
Robertlyn, I have read a couple of your articles and enjoyed them.
Happy Birthday misselee!!!!
Happy Birthday misselee–and a big hug an kiss–(Hands misselee a red rose)
Happy Birthday to you Semper Fi and to both BIRTHDAY KIDS—I hope and Pray YOU all have MANY MORE!!
Thank you Semper and FP. Yes I am a Taurus,and my stubbornness gets me into trouble sometimes. I like trouble every once in a while though….batting eye lashes
Way off subject here, but today is my B-day. I live in a house with 3 guys my husband and two of my grandsons, and they all FORGOT my b-day!! So I’m feeling blue today, and all this rain is not helping. First time in 25 years my husband has forgotten to tell me happy birthday when waking me up with a kiss…He better be planing something fantastic for later on today or my gift to me will be quite expensive insuring he will not forget again..giggle,giggle.
Happy BD misselee! Mine’s Wednesday. I knew you had to be a Taurus!
Something I realized the other day when we were talking on the phone Semper Fi. My son and you share the same birthday. I knew there had to be some reason I like ya
) Was the one comment the MENS DEPARTMENT or the MENS ROOM? I noticed during several joint assignments over the years that the Jarheads seem to lurk in the men’s room. Wassup with that?
Happy Birthday BecBec!
Hey Y’all,
I was just telling the Lt.(JSC)that I am getting tired of the vine, and am glad that this site is here. I usually can get along with most folks and overall the Newsvine “experience” has been beneficial for me personally, but that inequality of treatment (both good and bad) to select groups of individuals has soured things.
I was a pretty vocal before the election, speaking from a Libertarian view point, and was involved with “META” issues (even joined the CoH Militia group)but that was not a good time (almost left Newsvine at the time). So I have just stayed away from the political stuff (unless in was about guns, veterans, or something like that)and write about me, though I did a couple of META pieces and just put up a political type article. But that was more of a consolation piece to my disappointed Liberal and Conservative friends there with a song dedication included, quite good if I do say so myself.
RE#57 Party I wish I had known that before the vinecast, or on it. That is pretty damning, I know it was quite awhile before I could post photos.
RE#62 AWww, that hurt a little Lt., You would have been a great Army Trooper. X^)
As far as your “mole/rat” problem, and your two named suspects,had I can only show you some comments made on my threads with Bill Scoggins:
Bill Scoggin
I will attempt to reinforce my words with solid proof of who I am and what I’m about
You’re kidding me right? Does this mean that in order to validate your ideas you need to publicize awards and personal accomplishments? Which are only good for job resumes, or otherwise just worthless pieces of paper.
I have an “I love me wall”. You know where it is? In the freaking garage hanging on the wall covered in dust and cobwebs and obscured from view by tools and other useless crap the wife clings to like prized possessions. Her bargains are more valuable than my silly I love me wall.
I’m sorry, I just think this is pathetic.
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#1.5 – Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:15 PM PDT
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robertlyn-schultz
I appreciate your comment and if you read the statement following the list this was in response to a thread I stuck my nose into and I was called a racist propagandist. I could give a rats ass as to your opinion about my motives in posting very personal information about my character, I will defend my honor with proof in this digital world and I really need not you permission or approval.
I would answer a charge of racism or any other attacks on my honor with swift mindless violence in the “meat” world so it is good that I am expanding my very constricted life in this manner. Please feel free to read and comment on anything I write, my promise to all who stop by is I will answer all questions posed with honesty and civility, Good day.
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#1.6 – Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:08 AM PDT
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I then called him out in one of my Meta articles (Skating the edge of the CoH):
Now that that’s out of my system, I have a few bones to pick with some viners, this next part is not directed at my friends but you may know these two fuck-heads. You know who you are out there, if you don’t like me fine, but man-up and come and take your best shot you puss-nutted slimeballs – especially the two viners who have disrespected me, one on a thread of mine (a certain retired navy LCDR ) your initials say it all B.S., and a man who has accused me of being a racist propagandist and then deleted my response and challenge to that attack , I don’t care what color you are, its the color of your weak willed blood is all I want to see anyway Fuck-nut. Both of you you can take a long walk off of a short pier, because neither of you have the sand to stand toe to toe with this pissed-off warrior, but I will be big enough to offer again to buy you a bus ticket to Santa Ana Ca and you are welcome to come into my yard and discuss things. Failing that – Fuck You!
Tyler I do not believe that I violated the CoH with that last paragraph but if so I will take my lashes like a man. To my friends out there Thanks for everything and for putting up with me.
Source:http://robertlyn-schultz.newsvine.com/_news/2008/11/20/2132767-an-open-letter-to-my-newsvine-friends-joining
Then in another thread he praised me…Wierd:
Bill Scoggin
I hear “STOP, STOP, STOP” in my head-phones. Well I may be thick at times but I knew that to pull back on both laterals would flip us over, so I rode out the run down hill in neutral, with my TC yelling himself horse.
Hell, I would have given you a figgin promotion for this one.
If there is one thing I learned during my 25 years of service, I would take one man with common sense over 99 men without.
Excellent story, and by the way, be proud of that service! I sure am.
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Reply#16 – Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:14 PM PST
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robertlyn-schultz
Thanks Bill,
I stand tall and proud of my service and yes some of my youthful indiscretions, to a point. Even the ones that I can not justify pride for, I still own them (as all should).
As for common sense, yeah sometimes it sneaks up on me, usually when it’s needed. Other times I think it takes a vacation from Robbie (probably because it was overworked earlier in the hour, day, week, take your pick). X^)
You are a navy guy right? You may find this interesting, I just put it up a bit ago, and I would like your thoughts on the idea.
Thanks again for your kind words,
Aloha
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#16.1 – Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:52 PM PST
So I figure he doesn’t remember me or had not seen the Open Letter, he has never been on my friends list so that is possible. I also started to think Bill was one of those political officers… Y’all know that there are three major types of officers; Warriors, Politicians, and Bureaucrats… political Officers will “game” the system at the expense of those around them, to better their lot in the force structure… why would the
Then he joined the Warriors way… OK fine but he proceeds to attach articles not related to martial matter – even remotely – was he “cumming the water”?? I pulled the non-military articles and messaged him to reinforce the focus of the Warriors Way and the A-political space I was trying to create. Now this… Umm.
Scott Issacs has never commented on anything I have written, but I have run across him on the vine and his views are left leaning, strange to have a Liberal join a Conservative group… I mean I’ve never thought of joining one of the groups that is not focused on something I like or am interested in. I mean I would never join Modern American Communism or any such thing like that.
Well this has gone on long enough I suppose, man I had lots to say.
Take care Y’all
Duty First!
Go to: google search
type in your moniker.newsvine
I’ll be anxiously awaiting your responses…..
oooooooh, how I’ve missed all ya all!!!!
(breaks into song)
Helloooo, my friends, heeeloooooo, its good…..to…uh forgets words….
As most of you are in my frineds group and shall forever remain…
screw NV. They are out for some borish lippers.
Young bloods is all I can say……
In time, they will see the foolishness of their ways…..
No pity here…even though, they are missing out on the best.
Quite amusing to be sitting here watching what has happened to the newsvine…..withering away……it is pathetic, (and comical) some of the articles that are being posted and the idiotic comments being posted.
Same old song and dances, oblubclub love fest……
I’m such a hater……..sooooooo jealous!!!
: )
Peace Out!
@71…C’mon, who ya kidding here? You know why we have Marines on the boat? ‘Cause somebody has to hold the guns during the Uno tournaments.
If I was granted one wish I would wish that at the tender age of 18 I had had the balls to become a Marine. The Marine recruiter told me “It’s a two year program; one year of training and one year of combat. Half of you will die on the battlefield and the other half will return with some kind of injury.” I walked out the door and never went back.
There is absolutely nothing in this world that will equal my respect for Marines.