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]]> USCDF/feed/ 2 A Joke from John McCain http://www.metroedit.com/2009/07/a-joke-from-john-mccain/ http://www.metroedit.com/2009/07/a-joke-from-john-mccain/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:22:40 +0000 Quiet Dogood http://www.metroedit.com/2009/07/a-joke-from-john-mccain/ A joke from John Mccain No related posts. No related posts.]]> A joke from John Mccain

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]]> http://www.metroedit.com/2009/06/newsflash-the-cube/feed/ 0 http://www.metroedit.com/2009/06/2061/ http://www.metroedit.com/2009/06/2061/#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:29:56 +0000 sherrywantsanisland http://www.metroedit.com/?p=2061 An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a seven foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran fast as he could up [...] No related posts.]]> An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a seven foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: “Oh my God….!” Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest went silent.

It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying, “You deny my resistance for all these years, told others I did not exist and even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light and said, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, you could make the bear a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice. The light went out and the sounds of the forest resumed. The bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke, “Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful, Amen.”

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]]> http://www.metroedit.com/2009/06/2061/feed/ 6 Border Patrol http://www.metroedit.com/2009/06/border-patrol/ http://www.metroedit.com/2009/06/border-patrol/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:17:31 +0000 The Frog Prince http://www.metroedit.com/?p=2044 qucik Draw McGraw for sure. http://www.resist.com/other/border_patrol.swf No related posts.]]> Now these critters are fast so you had best be faster. Good target practice though. Kinda like our present day Congress and President – quick to try to slide it all by us…

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